red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016

Red Zebra

Just like a regular zebra, but it is red instead

When I went to the zoo, I was so disappointed that there were no Red Zebras only regular zebras.

by 70RedZebra's February 27, 2022

Red Creek

Red Creek is a back country redneck school with higher ambitions. Priding itself on its numerous commendations, it has spent its grants on dozens of trivial projects such as a new track and new bleachers but has yet to fix the air conditioning/heating. The athletics program in red creek is also a joke. Still holding onto the legends of the past, the soccer coaches choose to overlook the weak athletics compared to nearby schools such as clyde-savannah, preferring to look back on the glory days, several of which are still hanging on the wall, despite being older than your dad. None of the other sports even matter despite average performance. The surrounding area is mostly retired people and meth-heads. The student body is made up of the Juul kids, the depressed meme dealers, and popular kids who used to be relevant back in middle school but you know are having a mid life crisis at the age of 17. The middle school is not even worth mentioning as it is just a wasteland of sexually transmitted diseases and the scent of hormones.

"Bro this was worse than back when I went to Red Creek"

by Red Crick Kid December 11, 2019

Red Russian

a mix of vodka and redbull

Bro 1: "Man you were a straight commie last night"
Bro 2: "What?"
Bro 2: "Going crazy of those Red Russians"

by steezyfool November 20, 2010

Red Rim

A small incension around the anal entrance to make your penis fit for sexual intercourse.

Billy and sally wanted to have anal sex so they had to red rim her.

by Ice Heaven July 3, 2017

Red Doughnaut

a) Usualy a gay couple (possibly straight) has anul-sex too often the passage becomes red and swolen. Causing it to turn inside out and increase its diamiter. Usualy sever pain lasts about 2 weeks.

Jim: Hey, are you ok?

Bob: Yeah. My ass is still recovering from the Red Doughnaut you gave me.

by LemonZorz June 23, 2011

red bradley

the medical condition for excruciatingly painful sunburn, when fair skinned redheads spend too much time in the sun and have to soak all day in cream

Adam has a bad case of red bradley after fishing all day.

by Mr. French Tickler March 2, 2009