Patrick Griffo

Patrick is a gay starfish, likes m4s, and eats animals

patrick griffo is a wasteyute

by patsdad January 27, 2022

Patrick spray

Noun: the first pee you take after ejaculation from anal sex. “Salt water” (the sea) and a “starfish” (Patrick)

“I’d rather snuggle, but I’ve got to go take a Patrick spray.”

“As long as I take a Patrick spray, she doesn’t make me wash it first.

by Hal2001 April 19, 2023

Patrick Samaroo

A man who communicates only through musical numbers and interpretive dance moves, such as the eagle dance.

-Who is that in the corner over there?

-oh that's Patrick Samaroo, he is a little special.

by bigbigboi May 27, 2020

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I Patrick Shwavyed so bad, when I found out that I was bullying a dead person's twin

by lolpussydeep December 17, 2019

Patrick mahomes

The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.

Patrick mahomes uncle Tom ass sounds like Elmo

by Jjanman12 October 7, 2018

Patrick Shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born

Yooo lets get Patrick Shwavyd tonight, shit will be lit

by Ironic chronic December 17, 2019

Being a Patrick

A person- Who is always right, who must get in the last word, and a person who will argue until you walk away

I know today is Thursday, but the other person insist today is Friday in Japan, you are "Being a Patrick"

by Postal42 October 7, 2011