by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020
Get the No Boner Mondaymug. oh god why is it monday!?
by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021
Get the Mondaymug. Proxy label for referring to a particular group or clique, be it geographic, socio-economic, racial, religious or what have you. Used to facilitate covert bigotry when in public. The group for which Mondays is proxied to is generally known by the audience using/listening to the term.
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
From joke - "know why group guys are called Mondays?" *why?* "well, no one likes a Monday."
White guys Tad & Chad are drinking, when a group of friends, all black (or brown, Asian, doesn't matter, T&Ch are assholes...) enter the bar. Tad says "Let's finish up before they change the music to all rap and hip hop." Chad replies "Shit, always the same; nobody likes Mondays."
by Hashtagthatsnothowhashtagswork February 14, 2021
Get the Mondaysmug. There is none in your Sunday clothes.
by kubik2233 March 23, 2017
Get the Blue Mondaymug. A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024
Get the Murphy’s Mondaymug. Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/
Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.
Traditions & Customs:
Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).
Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.
Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).
General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."
"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
Get the Weiner Mondaymug. Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.
I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.
by RexxxManning June 27, 2017
Get the Jon Bovi Mondaymug.