Dylan is usually the scrawniest friend in the friend circle. His feet are usually cold, and he seems to be always hungry. Most Dylans have a skeletor like face, and are tall and awkward. Most Dylans have incredibly small penises, however, the odd is average. Dylans are mainly homosexuals and enjoy long and hard ejaculations. You can often find a Dylan surfing the web on a common site called 'elephant tube.'
by youwillneverknowwinkswinks November 5, 2013
Get the Dylanmug. Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. 
Noun: He is incredibly white and has a very small penis. He is also a complete bitch and wears white shirts that blend in with his body.
Dylan put on a shirt
by Trinomial September 15, 2016
Get the Dylanmug. A small dick guy that will always have a scummy girlfriend and he is garbage his dick is as small as a ticktac
by Twolves10 May 22, 2014
Get the Dylanmug. a) When an "intoxicated" person (the assailant) that weighs at least 100 lbs. more then another person lays on top in a smothering manner expelling all air from the victim's lungs. Unaware that the assailant considers this to be a sexual act the victim believes that she or he is dying.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
b) To move out / move away suddenly without any explanation or telling any of your friends.
a) "Man, I'd like to Dylan her." "Ya got
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
Dylaned bitch!" "Wanna do the Dylan?"
b) Man that Dylan still owes me rent money!"
by A Joel Phillips August 20, 2008
Get the The Dylanmug. A man with such a carnivoris penis it rips his sexual parners intenstens out with every pelvic thrust. Also a nick name for a vagina. A term used when in the 727 area code, where vaginal ruptures are a commen disease.
by doggy dog dog June 3, 2011
Get the Dylanmug.