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PATRI-IDIOTIC

When a person is a PATRIOT for all the wrong reasons like :Uncle Samael was a Marine so I`ll become a marine;I love killing people so I`ll either become a politician or a policeman because killing for your country is patriotic;I live in a free country and President BUSH reminds me and 260 million other patriots of that fact every day;I want to be a air-born ranger,I wanna live a life of danger,dang Buford thet`s patriotic willing to kill people if they don`t wanna be free,we`ll kill them til` they do!
I will never be PATRI-IDIOTIC,and kill Iraqis because Dub`ya says its the American way,sheesh!
by Addis Ababa November 29, 2003
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Craigslist Idiot

A person who posts ads on Craigslist who have no idea what their items are worth. They start with an absurdly high price hoping that someone as dim witted as they are will pay it. Often uses incorrect grammar and a bevy of misspellings in their ads.
This Craigslist Idiot wants $1000 for a blender. What a moron.
by chemgod November 3, 2010
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George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.
(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”
by jmanuel June 23, 2010
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IDK My BFF Jill

Mom: Who are you texting three hundred times a day?
Kid: IDK My BFF Jill
by zak221133 May 25, 2007
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i have no idea

The ultimate fucking answer to every single question in the universe. Seriously. Try it.
What can be used on any question in the universe? I have no idea.
by D3athR3bel February 10, 2014
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Life span of an idiot

idiots live from 12-13 years on average a few months after their birthday. they tend to get strange rushes of energy and do stupid things.
by emmy_thebug March 17, 2022
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ignorant idiot

an utterly foolish or senseless person lacking in knowledge or training.
joey , your such an ignorant idiot.

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what an ignorant idiot !
by Ashley Coley October 27, 2007
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