Monday Zombie

A term to describe a person didn't sleep on sunday.

Phil: Hey Jim
Jim: Yeah Phil
Phil: Did you see Bob?
Jim: Yeah
Phil: whats up with him today?
Jim: oh he didn't sleep last night
Phil: Oh he's a Monday Zombie

by pervert king April 20, 2015

Zombie Gaynal

The act of of having anal sex with a zombie

Robert- Hey bro I just had zombie gaynal it was lit!
Matt- No way that’s sick!

by Candice6942069 October 12, 2021

Zombie kisses

Love bites on the head, above eyebrow level or back of head

After binging a couple of seasons of Walking Dead, me and my girlfriend gave each other mad zombie kisses!

by ZUUL November 28, 2018

Zombie Bowl

A marijuana term. A zombie bowl is two (or more) pieces of previously smoked marijuana that are put together in a pipe/bong to be smoked for the last time.

"Dude we're out of weed"

"It's cool, I have some ash, we can pack a zombie bowl."

by XChristian924X January 28, 2015

zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

by NeatWolf May 29, 2014

Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

Quarantine Zombies

what the world will turn into if quarantine last any longer

OH NO QUARANTINE ZOMBIES!!!

by ProfessionalDr.PepperAddict April 7, 2020