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warped tour

A giant emo/screamo/ska/indie fest where lonely kids can come and dance like retards and spray each other with their wrist blood. Many people know about Warped Tour, but many think nothing of it. Emo is NOT punk, it is it's own genre. That's why all the little emo boys and girls go because they can feel so wanted there, as they are not in real life.
Kid: "Where are all the emo kids today?"

Kid 2: "Oh yeah, Warped tour is today."

Kid: "Oh good, now we can have a normal day at school."
by Bunker28 December 8, 2007
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candy wrapper

a douche bag that hangs around you that you try to ignore.
this fucking asian is a candy wrapper
by jim jackson May 28, 2008
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Candy Wrapper

The act of placing a booger in a tissue and saving it for later consumption.
Alex-Dude, get your finger out of your nose, you digging for gold?
Carl-No, I'm just making some candy wrappers.
by oogyboogysnoogy September 15, 2011
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Bacon wrap

Fat people sex. Plain and simple.

A threesome with two thin girls and a fat guy.
Sharlene and Katie had bacon wrap sex with George McFatty-just to see what it's like! Yuck!
by hey nnnnnnnniger August 2, 2009
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Cunt Wrap Supreme

A complete and utter prick that sits at home and picks his butt
"Shane is a cunt wrap supreme" Chris said to Josh, "I agree" Replied Josh
by Josh Gooch November 14, 2007
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Asshole wrapped in bacon

The most horrible stench to ever touch ones nose.

A smell that would made one seriously think about taking his own life to take a retour away from it.
Example 1: Austin- hehehehe
James- Holy Shit! what is that?!? That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon!
Austin- No that smells like 7 taco bell bean buritos.

Example 2: Austin- *Sprays body spray*
James- Dude. Stop. That smells like asshole wrapped in bacon.
by Ehemlin87 March 4, 2009
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