A Wizard Stick is usually constructed of tall boy PBR beer cans. As The Hipster drinks, he/she tapes the empty beer cans together to create a cane of some sort.
You can witness the use of a Wizard Stick in the new Hipster Parody video called "Hipster The Get Down" now on YouTube. It's totally out of control.
by Brian Thoryk January 21, 2013

a wizard's sleeve first involves anal fisting. once the arm is in, preferably elbow deep, grip whatever part of the intestines is at hand and yank the arm out firmly. with any luck the colon should follow giving the fister a wizard's sleeve.
by abingdon posse October 22, 2004

A Boss / person in charge / management who sometimes/often makes decisions that seem illogical to the rest of the world. Their decisions often seem magical to subordinates, customers, etc, but often not to other wizards. May be shortened to the wiz, possibly derived from "the wiz kid" or "the wonder kid".
1. My boss wants me to revise version 4 of my memo back to what I had written in version 1.
The wizard down the hall has that project in a vicious cycle of memomorphosis.
2. Management has decreed that absolutely everytime someone enters the building, they have to sign in and out at the front desk, wich is inconvenient for the delivery man.
It takes three times as long to receive deliveries now that the delivery guy has to sign in and out 37 times at the front desk every time he brings in a box... wonder wich wizard though of that.
The wizard down the hall has that project in a vicious cycle of memomorphosis.
2. Management has decreed that absolutely everytime someone enters the building, they have to sign in and out at the front desk, wich is inconvenient for the delivery man.
It takes three times as long to receive deliveries now that the delivery guy has to sign in and out 37 times at the front desk every time he brings in a box... wonder wich wizard though of that.
by Polishsausag September 22, 2007

Describes bad handwriting.
The type that looks as though a drunk 200 year old wizard has written it with his toes.
The type that looks as though a drunk 200 year old wizard has written it with his toes.
by John Broderico February 13, 2007

1. To appear from behind a curtain to fuck your girl when she least expects it.
2. Nickname for NFL player Brian Bosworth
2. Nickname for NFL player Brian Bosworth
1. Yo, I had Steph over last night and while she was talkin to her mom...I gave her the wizard of boz.
2. Remember Brian Bosworth aka the wizard of boz.
2. Remember Brian Bosworth aka the wizard of boz.
by B Brian Blair March 29, 2008

by you wish you knew my name February 20, 2003

person 1: omg look how old that women is!
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard
person 2: arr, i'd still give her one!
person 1: omg, your such a filth wizard
by go left -feel right April 10, 2006
