hole wizard

someone whose very good in bed

man ! Brandons a hole wizard !

by hahahahahahahaxxxxxxxxxxxx May 13, 2018

your a wizard harry

Your a wizard Harry is a quote in Harry Potter.

"Your a wizard Harry.."
"Piggies that go to sleep are ones forever"

by ToffeeWalnut April 2, 2017

Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.

*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.

by travmagi December 14, 2019

sex wizard

a wizard who preforms sex acts with magic and his long wand

LOOK at that sex wizard hes doin his magic!

by Jay Rivera May 23, 2008

killing the wizard

Slang phrase used for urinating. Alot.

"Man, I drank way too much beer. I'll be in the john, killing the wizard."

by Bee's Knees February 3, 2010

pissflaps like wizard's sleeves

To refer to a females labia which hangs down like wizard sleeves.

Christ, you've got pissflaps like wizard's sleeves. (followed by a punch in the mouth)

by iamamanufan January 12, 2011

Crutch Wizard

A dirty little peasant that lives in his lair at spearwood, casting spells with his mank, lice infested, overgrown silver bearded crutch! His favourite attire is his gay sparkly white cloak which matches his pathetic little staff! He travels around on his little girlyman scooter bringing misfortune to all he meets!

Innocent bystander: Hey Crutch Wizard sit down ur wrecking the joint!

Crutch Wizard: BLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPlupluplup POW! throws a handful of his magic crutch dandruff and vanishes!

Innocent bystander: Infected

by diverone86 January 10, 2011