by Jjjaxx May 23, 2020
Get the wife gripmug. by maddymcannisalive April 6, 2019
Get the wife laughmug. A term of endearment used to describe a wifey with the tendency to ensure that constant contact with their significant other is maintained at all times, preferably in the physical sense, including but not limited to hand holding, back scratching, massaging, and other varying levels of public displays of affection, as a means of demonstrating not only affection, but also as a way of communicating to others that this is their person. Said touch and affection can be reciprocated by the significant other, but is not a necessity; however, the wifey is viewed in a positive sense through said term.
by Theoriginalvelcrowife July 1, 2016
Get the Velcro wifemug. The sexy lady got tricked into magaige not knowing that she was just a Greencard wife Aka keys to the U.S.A.
by Blackknight187 July 13, 2019
Get the greencard wifemug. souyas.real_.wifee is a Reality Shifter on tiktok with 743 followers as of now and overall is an amazing person. They are married to Souya Kawata (real) and and very funny!
by Clementine was here December 27, 2021
Get the souyas.real_.wifeemug. A spouse that Googles symptoms and automatically comes back stating death is near; can be coupled with the statement "I can't even" frequently.
I think I have a dramatic wife. Her name is Cynthia and she thinks she is dying. In reality it's called hungry and being tired.
by whelpicantfixthat May 15, 2018
Get the dramatic wifemug. Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.
As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”
“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
by Carma-cat October 12, 2020
Get the retro wifemug.