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Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
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Witch Accusation

An accusation made against someone of something so others don't accuse the accuser of that thing.

Origin: During the time of the Salem Witch Trials, people would accuse their neighbors of being witches so that people would not accuse them.
The gay person made a witch accusation and accused the trans person of being a predator in the hopes that they wouldn't be called a predator themself.
by Shugunou January 28, 2023
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wink witch

A girl with a wink so adorable and hot at the same time that everyone she winks at catches feelings immediately.
A: have you seen Lauryn's wink? it's like a charm!
B: yeah, I instantly caught feelings... she's a wink witch.
by barbeque squirrel August 9, 2020
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Witches nest

A term used to describe a messy barnet. Similar to a birds nest, yet most likely to be said from a hot chick.
Look at my hair!? It's like a witches nest.
by Chadwick7 April 1, 2009
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witch’s finger

When a cougar over 50 is having sex with a man in his 20s and inserts her finger into the anus of the young man.
Man, I was fucking Irene last night and she gave me the witch’s finger!
by DACTF July 16, 2018
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Lil’ Witch

A controlling, manipulative bitch who bullies her spouse using tactics such as threats, criticism, emasculation and blame to instill fear and guilt in him so he won’t leave her. She is jealous of her spouse’s friends, family and co-workers and will often isolate him from these people in order to ensure they can’t open his eyes to the true situation at hand.

Her spouse is often unhappy, but has been brainwashed by the abuse and is too fearful to stand up to her. It’s possible she practices dark magic.
“Did you know that Lil’ Witch put a microchip on Hank! She watches his movements while he’s at work and he gets in trouble if he talks to a female coworker.”

“I heard the Lil’ Witch makes him sit down to pee!”
by freshprinceofsteveforest March 19, 2023
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Witches brew

My shit looks like witches brew because I had to many wings last night
by 3littlewindowsills June 9, 2022
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