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Weeny

Bro 1: “Yo can I hit your weeny?”
Bro 2: “Ok, but just one hit it’s gonna run out soon”
by therealjzargo June 20, 2023
mugGet the Weenymug.

weenis

Yes, it was I who hacked anibus.

-Beerus
/beerus_is_a_weenis
by /beerus_is_a_weenis November 5, 2021
mugGet the weenismug.

5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
mugGet the 5 Weeniesmug.

fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.
Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS
by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017
mugGet the fuck weeniemug.

Weenie

An inferior being who lacks physical strength and belongs at weenie hut juniors. Usually an nonintellectual.
Julianne B. of Dallas, Texas is a true weenie because she gets sick a lot and is a nonintellectual.
by jbsubordinate January 10, 2020
mugGet the Weeniemug.

weenis

"Ow! I hit my weenis!"
by eatingballs1 October 6, 2023
mugGet the weenismug.

weenis

the extra skin on your elbow
playing with my weenis is fun!
by Ponyboy Curtis(artem) April 29, 2016
mugGet the weenismug.

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