by Ham Den Lange September 22, 2020
Get the Nostalgic wank mug.The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.
Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.
Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.
Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
by The Wankrager March 1, 2009
Get the wank rage mug.The act of masturbating into a curtain.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
Mostly done into somebody else's curtain, other than your own. You don't want your drapes all spunky now, do you.
John: dude, you split up with dat hoe yet?
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
Jack: nah, m8
John: dooo it faggot, give her the curtain wank treatment
by The Curtain Fucker August 17, 2011
Get the Curtain Wank mug.A device used (often a phone or computer) to assist you in the ritual of regular and/or routine wanking
Argh! I've been really bored recently... My wanking widget is broken and I literally have nothing to do!
by ThePipingPress August 27, 2014
Get the Wanking Widget mug.When a girl wraps her hair/pony tail around a guy's johnson, and proceeds to pleasure him by moving her head back and forth.
She wrapped her hair around his johnson and started headbanging in time to the music, it was a great wig wank
by michaeldouglasboy January 29, 2010
Get the Wig Wank mug.adam came out and said ive just cumed in 12 seconds just 2 seconds off my personal best. i better get ready for next weeks speed wank compotition
by lukeboi June 28, 2006
Get the speed wank mug.A special male masturbation position. It is performed whilst lying on your back with your legs in the air like the "Air Cycling" excercise. One hand is used to maintain balance whilst the other is used to do the masturbating. The typical outcome of this activity is ejaculating in one's own face.
by Subsong April 22, 2010
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