Wig-Wang

wig-wang inappropriate boner while wearing pants/shorts/jeans

it can be used in place of "tenting trousers" or just plain old shouting look at his boner!

comes from the fact that trouser boners look more like wig-wams than they do tents. and that wang is just a funny word for penis.

"we should stop watching this porn, look at timmys wig-wang!"

by chief obviousboner December 5, 2009

Dildo Wagon

A dildo wagon is a sex position only acheviable by the great Nordic gods Dildoso and Wagono, also known as the physicaly disabled . The dildo wagon is when a man in a wheelchair who is not capable of obtaining a boner straps on a dildo and plows his girl with the force of a thousand suns.

Did you hear crippled Jimmy gave veronica a dildo wagon

by Disabled jimmy May 28, 2019

draggin wagon

having a ginormous badonkadonk; absolute dumptruck; big ole booty

Holy shit bro look at that blonde's pooper. She's draggin wagon for sure.

by Les Martens March 5, 2021

Colorado Chuck wagon

The act of gaping your girlfriends anus and farting into her rectum. She will then be able to refart your fart.

I was thinking about giving you a Colorado Chuck wagon tonight...

by Polish sausage August 10, 2018

meat wagon

An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit

"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by TONKADAN August 23, 2006

pussy wagon

A term used to describe a car that has been painted in glaring colours, and with fancy lights, accessories, over-sized spoilers and such to attract women.
Though the term is used positively, it is usually not a good thing to own a pussy wagon, as they most often are gawdy and repulsive.

The term is rarely used by anyone other than the car's owner.

see also: rice

Guy 1: Man, check out my new wheels! I gots me some gold-rimmed hub caps, 30" fins and a smooth pink neon lighting set!.It's a real pusssy wagon!
Guy 2: Dude, your truck's hideous. Scrap it. Now!

by Alphazaar January 31, 2005

ass wagon

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon

Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.

by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010