Whistling beaver

Fanny fart or farting.

She done a massive whistling beaver whilst we were having dinner.

by Wood in beaver July 14, 2018

Wasting sperm

Whoops

FUCK IM WASTING SPERM @sher

by Tindergod8 November 7, 2018

Whistling Pig

Anything cute, sweet, or adorable. Whistling pigs can be humans or animals.

Girl: My boyfriend just said I was the best girlfriend ever!
Girl 2: He is such a whistling pig! Awww

by Ninja Alpaca April 5, 2019

Whistling choc chips

To follow through with a fart and soil yourself

“I think you need to check your grots Bruv. That one sounded like you whistled choc chips!”, “I had the trots so bad I had to throw four pairs of pants away yesterday. Every time I farted, I was whistling choc chips! It ruined the wedding.”

by Nuphagus November 14, 2019

Whistling suit

English for a straight jacket. Origin is the sound a straight jacket makes when a person is trying to free themselves.

They had to take her out in a whistling suit after that meeting at work.

by kiKittymfa July 28, 2020

wasting time

literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.

person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!

by RRRILEY May 5, 2020

Wasting Time

When you're spending your time on meaningless stuff instead of doing something productive or doing what you're supposed to be doing

aRandomNoob:I just spent half my day writing definitions I am Wasting Time.

by aRandomNoob7 November 15, 2020