Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

willy wonka

hes fantasic and he makes choclate

willy wonka is cool

by candycanememe May 18, 2021

willy putty

Shmegma or semen.

That danm circumsized fool just wiped his willy putty on me.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006

long willy

A "Long Willy" is basically a big dick.

Person:"I have a long Willy."
Girl:"I like that."

by Slayermanlion June 10, 2018

Wind Willy

When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.

Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.

by Enraged Hulk June 21, 2017

WILLY TRAGIC

A Comical expression that blurs the lines of authenticity and fiction, interpretation is encouraged

That song “My Girl Too” was WILLY TRAGIC

by Coldestfantasy March 11, 2023

hulk willy

A huge, monstrous, veiny penis.

"I bet he has a hulk willy"

by Dick C Hocolate April 29, 2016