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Walker, Texas Ranger

1. Half-wit action melodrama, staring Chuck Norris and mostly produced by his brother, that ran on CBS from 1993-2001. Dismissed by most as bad TV. The show enjoyed very good ratings and syndication sucess with a faithful fan base. The very bad action series also benefits from a cult following that sees the series as possibly the worst TV show committed to film. This fan base also watches the show, but they watch as if they are watching a Saturday Night Live skit, laughing out loud at constant unintended humorous moments due to the lame execution of the premise and heavy-handedness of the show. The show also gained notoriety through clips being played on Late Night w/ Conan O'Brien.
Walker, Texas Ranger is to artistically good action TV as Naked Gun is to artistically good action film.
by ILoveWalkerBecauseIt'sFunny September 9, 2005
mugGet the Walker, Texas Rangermug.

walker/shitbreak

shitbreck/walker is a little fucking maggot, who will never amount to anything in his life.
by TheOne November 30, 2004
mugGet the walker/shitbreakmug.

Maggie Walker Students

People who care about nothing other than themselves and their self interests. If given a chance they will try to bring down anyone around them, by acting as tho they are above and beyond their intelligence. In their altered view of reality no one is or ever will be better than them in any way, shape, or form. The sad truth is that they are usually too stuck up and self centered to see that they drive everyone away from them. On the outside they may seem to be smarter than anyone else, but on the inside they are just as dumb and simple minded as the rest of us. This isn't true for all the students, because there is a very small percent that are smart enough to understand when enough is enough.
by The Riddler 45 November 2, 2011
mugGet the Maggie Walker Studentsmug.

Electric Nerd Walker

A device made for a person who has been paralyzed due to a war injury from World of Warcraft game, it is an electrical wheelchair modified by a team of super nerds, in which this device can do multiple functions at once.
So Jonnie you would never believe what i saw the other day man, a fully functional Electric Nerd Walker just chillian by the dumpster.
by urbanwordhunter April 16, 2010
mugGet the Electric Nerd Walkermug.

Stupid bullshit talker/walker

Some one who talks complete and utter shit all the time and wear shit. (e.g trackies and a dinner jacket). They often come out with stupid remarks that shows that they are clearly a prick.
Stupid bullshit talker/walker: I hate it when people say there going to shag your mum and don't

Person A: Fuck off you stupid prick bitch.
by mong boy July 26, 2007
mugGet the Stupid bullshit talker/walkermug.

sweet talker walker

When a married man allows other men to penetrate every orifice of his body for sexual gratification. Usually, the married man will use a beard to hit on single gay men and then lure them to his hotel or home. Here he will have whips, lubes, small animals and twinkies to be shoved deep inside his holes. After doing this for years, the "walker" will shave his head in an attempt to become more aerodynamic in the sex swing, thus increasing the thrust during penetration.
Damn, you know Jim who is in our fantasy league? every weekend he does this sick thing called a sweet talker Walker. Its liked venturing to the other side of the road but with hard anal gay sex.
by pfsphere August 25, 2017
mugGet the sweet talker walkermug.

Joe Walker Middle School

Joe Walker Middle School is where guys think they’re part of gangs and girls wear ten pounds of lip gloss. some teachers are pretty okay. others—not so much. everyone is disrespectful as hell and you never get anything done in class. teachers will hate u probably. some weird people. literal trash
Oh you hate your life? You must go to Joe Walker Middle School.
by spencerreidspurplescarf April 17, 2021
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