Uncle Jedi

A dude at a comicon in Arkansas that slips you a roofie and turns his finger into a brown light saber.

After I woke up at that dudes hotel room at the Littlerock comicon, I noticed his finger had turned into a brown light saber. I got the Uncle Jedi!

by Buster Belair January 5, 2022

Uncle Sticksticko

That one uncle you have that fucks EVERYONE.

Yo Demo, why are girls always up on you like my Uncle Sticksticko?

by stoopidhead March 6, 2009

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

uncle-daddy

when your mom got nailed by your uncle.. that union produced you.. hence uncle-daddy..

My uncle-daddy is taking me to the zoo with my cousin-brother

by tabbacocubano April 3, 2011

Uncle Fucker

A person who fucks his/her uncle andit is on"South Park Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" sung by Terrence and Phillip.

You don't work or mow your lawn.
You fuck your uncle all night long.

by Gonads Hahahahaha April 3, 2004

Uncle Scott

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.

sausage fingers, uncle scott

by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009