Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

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Turbo

Turbo is God. He is the best and fastest snail ever. Change my mind. Go ahead. Try.

guy: "whoa that snail are fast..."
other guy: "Yes is Turbo he is fast."
*eye of the tiger begins to play*
guy: "OH MY GOD IT'S A SIGN FROM THE SAVIOR"

by mxshroomguts March 19, 2021

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turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.

I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!

by turbo pull February 2, 2017

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Turbo Shandy

60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.

'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'

'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'

'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'

by jamiemayte June 9, 2022

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turbo fuckwad

A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.

I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.

by Rockman X October 2, 2021

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