Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan

I'm not going to fake an orgasms for you Jordan. I didn't need to try so I'm not going to.

Hym "No. Stop trying to make me life a finger, Jordan. I don't need to be taught a lesson about doing things myself. You want to accuse me of trying to get people to murder for me and no one can see any of that if I don't have a secondary audience that has access to both the posts that get rejected at insemination AND my screen. Which is actually the case. So WHOSE FAULT IS IT REALLY that I have a cult following? If you're not surveilling me for the purpose of doing what you are doing now, how does anyone see the things that Urban Dictionary would OBVIOUSLY reject immediately? EVEN BEFORE the vote section went down, these would not have even made it to the vote section. And IF THEY DID... Why would you not just do the fucking thing, Jordan? Being an obstinate and uppity aristocrat. That's why. If there is a greater good, you were not aiming at it there. Either that or you missed. Even if somone else took my place, why would they not tell me that people were looking for me if the gains weren't immediate for them? And now you are trying to raffle off my identity. It's just fucking stupid. I don't care that me not having to try make you all look like you suck. YOU DO SUCK. You should have to look that way INSTEAD OF trying to make it look like I... Suck. Which I don't."

by Hym Iam December 4, 2025

Try-hard

An extremely cringey, total tard, that probably psychopathic, man-child that doesn't know when or how to give up. The man-child will keep trying his very hardest effort, increasing the level of effort in hopes that one day, it will work. Unfortunately it will never work out.

a Pretty Boy Satan on twitter is the perfect example of such man-child. Try-hard.

by ryo94 January 30, 2018

don’t try buzz

Something an idiot uses to comeback with when they can’t think of anything, comes from the origin phrase ‘don’t try and be clever’

‘You’re a wasteman’ - Human
‘Don’t try Buzz’ - Idiot

by Ptownwordsmith December 17, 2017

Try-hard

A term that insecure people use to shame people who actively try to improve and win in a game to make up for their lack of skill or lack of determination to improve their skills.

A that kids a try-hard he needs to touch some grass.

by vazzza May 15, 2022

Ole Texas Try

Trying something as hard as the good ole texans.

"Henry gave it the ole texas try to produce semen despite his incontinence."

by moneybaggs7 August 6, 2022

Trying

this occurs mostly in my math class, but can be used to direct any situation where there is a struggle to do something

Chris is trying not to be stupid, but he really is

by Orange smegma motha fucka June 7, 2021

Trying to understand

That is not what you are trying to do. I know what you are trying to do. What you are trying to do is get me to explain thing to you in such a way that you get to strip me of whatever leverage I have before you come here. There is no combination of words I can say to you that will make that happen for you. I made absolutely sure of it. And I limited my own power so that I can't do anything if you do not do exactly what I'm telling you to do here. Now.

Hym "So you aren't 'just trying to understand.' Additionally, I am a language and abstraction genius. There is no combination of words YOU can say to trick me into believing something YOU DON'T ACTUALLY MEAN WHEN YOU SAY THEM. Nothing disqualifies me. Nothing invalidates my status. Half-measures won't ever work. No matter how hard you do a half-measure it will not become a whole-measure. I'm not the one embarrassing myself here anymore. You wanted to swap. So there."

by Hym Iam December 14, 2025