Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.
Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!
by Finleah November 6, 2021
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by TrÜtH February 22, 2016
The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
by Jonathon Pembersley April 23, 2015
What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.
Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!
Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
by piratefire777 February 12, 2016
by Camokt April 10, 2016
by Yoursistersplunger October 28, 2023