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Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
by robertw101 July 27, 2010
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Totally eclipsed

To completely black out on an event or conversation.
Dude... like, I totally eclipsed on our conversation last night.
by Good Lil Monkey April 9, 2024
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Total

When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.
Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.
by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021
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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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totally bored right now

You know I am too. BORED. but if you think you aren't bored and you are just curious to find out what's in the dictionary, you must be REALLY FLIPPING BORED!
Jenny: I'm curious what is in here!
Bob: sorry you're totally bored right now
Jenney: HUH?!
by im so craycray March 29, 2021
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total lunar eclipse

also known as a blood moon because of the moon's deep red color. An extreme lunar eclipse when the moon is completely within the shadow of the earth. Total lunar eclipses occur on an irregular cycle, averaging out to about once per year. Folklore has it that time travelers make contact on the night of the total lunar eclipse.
- Tonight is a rare Blood Moon — caused by a Total Lunar Eclipse!

- Good to know!
by 0bject May 8, 2025
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total shermbeck move

any action or saying that screams "I define G.T.L."
"bro, i forgot my tan oil" - shermy
"total shermbeck move bro!"- shermy's bro

converse allstars, axe hair gel, graphic tees, fist pumps
by DJ Shermbeck May 24, 2011
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