Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010

A bad English teacher

Now we all know one of these. Annoying, waffle teachers who just go on and on about colours reflecting the characters mood or the weather having influence over a situation. Shut up and acknowledge that no one cares. Like really. The sky is black because the author wanted it to be. Not because the character is angry and having dark thought. Nope. It was probably late.

For some reason, every single one of them are major feminists. Why? We're any of the old authors you drone on about feminists? Nope.

In conclusion there is only one word that can fully describe them:

Boomer.

I have A bad English teacher. His name is Mr Hartley. And he's trash.

by Englishteachersarebad1 December 30, 2019

teacher

A government employee who actually cares about his/her job and is unable to collect unemployment benefits but doesn't care and does it anyway out of love for the work.

An altruist, who actually likes kids and teenagers other than his/her own.

Someone who cares more about helping others than himself/herself.

Loathed by Republicans, hicks and inner city trash.

Loved by people you would actually want living in your neighborhood.

"Teacher, teacher" ... the crowd exclaimed when referring to Jesus Christ.

by Assex 776 September 28, 2007

substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.

Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.

by Benjamism January 24, 2008

Teacher

someone who works hard to ensure that young people are inspired.

She's passionate about her job, she must be a teacher.

by Teachers r ace February 3, 2010

Teach Rapists Not to Rape

A view held by sjw's and third wave feminists. It basically sums itself up as "Don't teach women to defend themselves, teach rapists not to rape!"

"DAAYum, Helen, you got raped?"
"Yeah. When I posted that on facebook some dipshit gave me this stupid Teach Rapists Not to Rape speech."
"Wow. Does that fall under victim shaming or just being an asshat?"

by Argeuahble January 18, 2017

Tach

The one nigga who is always ready to roast some. He also cooks great French toast, pancakes, and Ramen. Aka The Real Ass Eater.

That nigga Tach came over, cooked my sister some pancakes, and ate her ass

by Its ya boi skinny penis September 15, 2017