Tomato’s

Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days

Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!

Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*

by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021

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Can I have a tomato

“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.

M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!

by Tomatoman345 August 29, 2023

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Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.

She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.

by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022

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Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.

"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato

by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018

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Tomato Ramen

A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation

Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."

by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021

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