Ship

When a person spreads shit onto someone’s chest and then you blow dry it until it’s hard, then the person opens their chest up and it cracks. Then you take off one of the cracked pieces and eat it because it’s a SHIT CHIP. A ship

“Hey baby lemme make some ships on your chest, it’ll taste nice and pungent”

by Crackytweak August 13, 2021

ship

when somebody says “i ship!!” it basically just means that they think you and the person you are in the “talking stage” with or the person that you have a crush on would look good together and should have a future together.

Jen: Oh my gosh! I ship you and Ryan!
Carrie: Thank you!
Jen: No Problem.

by iambasicallysayingimcooler May 02, 2021

Ship

A word to use instead of s**p so you cannot get in trouble in class.

"Holy ship!"

by Nothingnessissomething January 16, 2019

ship

To ship something means you can deal with it, believe it, accomodate the idea of it.

Me: Can you believe Selena and the Weeknd are a thing?

You: Yeah, I can ship that.

by Freshandes April 19, 2017

Ship

Usually a sort of fanfictional pairing between one character and another, usually using game characters. Some people admit their ships are general brick nuggets, while others will wanna join that ship as a threesome, also called, "overfangirling."

Man, I know this is weird, but after this roleplay on Roblox I ship Villager X Pacman.

by CatInTheFishBowl April 27, 2019

Ship

A romantic pairing that you want for them to be together.

Malec is my all-time favorite ship!

by oh god im dead January 25, 2022

ship

An appropriate substitute for the swear word shit.
When you say it, just before the "t" comes out, replace it with a "p".

Similar: crap, shoot, dung, dang it, damn it, shit

Guy 1: Holy ship! My pencil fell on the ground again!
Guy 2: Hey, you just swore!
Guy 1: No, I didn't. I said "ship", not shit!
Guy 2: But you just said the s-word!
Guy 1: Ship.

by SupaDumb April 20, 2024