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baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
mugGet the baked bean diarrheamug.

Diarrhea Laugh

To laugh uncontrollably in a similar way of losing control of your bowels with diarrhea.
Shoresy is so hilarious he makes me diarrhea Laugh every episode.
by Apathy Sauce June 10, 2025
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Reverse Diarrhea

Taking a shit and then painfully shoving it back up your ass.
I went back to my ex and now I have a bout of reverse diarrhea. Lesson learned!
by John Gunner February 18, 2017
mugGet the Reverse Diarrheamug.

Diarrhea Man

A man who diarrheas like the devil
by bryan the bryan June 6, 2021
mugGet the Diarrhea Manmug.

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.
My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.
by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023
mugGet the diarrhea fleshlightmug.

Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"
by Super00sucker July 26, 2022
mugGet the Diarrheamug.

red diarrhea

Painful to get but yummy and healthy.
man: Yo I just had RED diarrhea
man 2: Congrats
man: thanks man
by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020
mugGet the red diarrheamug.

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