why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Ground Hog

When a male lets his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend while she thinks its him

Keegan sat back and watched his female friends send dirty messages to his girl friend. AKA Ground Hog

by Loxter November 28, 2014

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

by That N1gga November 3, 2022

High Ground

Meaning ultimate god status, and don’t try it.

It’s over Anakin, I have the High Ground

by Ben Kenobu November 9, 2020

Ground Hoggin

When two people put their assholes together and one person shits into the other persons ass. Also known as the Subway Train.

Those two gay dudes sure like Ground Hoggin.

by SlayerMeltdown August 20, 2013

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

by That N1gga November 3, 2022

Ground Brownies

The dark areas on roadways found in dips or bumps in the road consisting mainly of drippings from oil or other fluids found in automobiles. These deposits are due to the jarring of the vehicle up and down shaking loose any grease, oil, or any nasty fluids discharged from a motor.

Take a left turn after you pass the big pan of Ground Brownies.

by RynoGyno March 3, 2010