Mars

If your name is Mars you must be either really gay or didn't want to name yourself after an insect or object. Or just both.

You are probably really indecisive to you ended up naming yourself after a planet and chocolate

you're socially awkward and the mom friend of the group, the most responsible one

also, you're dirty minded asf. sorry I don't make the rules.

Person 1: who's that guy?
Person 2: Oh that's Mars.
Person 1: Are they reading an enemies to lovers book during class? Damn.

by zimzalabimboob November 21, 2021

On mars

Putting domething on the planet mars. Not a person that goes by mars or a street nigga. Just putting shit on planet mars.

Me: i fucked yo momma son
(say it like san)

Son: on what?

Me: on Mars i fucked yo mama

by JDubtweakingfolks August 21, 2024

Mar

mar is the best person ever they are nice. If your name is mar your nice

“mar give me your airpod”
“no”

by maaria ur mom April 17, 2022

mar

mar is a weird big bitch who dated everybody and for everybody

y’all know mar? yeah he fucked coco gay ass .

by amourelol February 13, 2022

Mega Masturbation Mars

Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls

Girl 1:Are you going to do Mega Masturbation Mars?
Girl 2:Yes

by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019

Mars

A planet in the solar system. It is the 4th closest planet to the sun.

Did you know that a robot just landed on Mars?

by Ally Aquilina March 22, 2021

Mars

UGH SO AMAZING PLS MRRY ME (no because your so beautiful I can’t get over you and like I just want to see you every day and night and like AAAA I’m so gay) 💍💍💍

If your the mars I’m talking about you didn’t see this 🤨🤨🤬🤬👊👊🥺🥺😼😼🕺🏼🕺🏼🦟🦟

“Mars is so amazing”

by Arsonn😩😩💃💃😈😈 December 23, 2021