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evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY
Guy 1 : oh.. that man!! hes gorgeous, the offbrand clothes, the long, smooth hair.. such a stallion!
Respective female : You mean evan mattingly?
by gamergate64 November 14, 2018
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evan mason

You- "Hey EVAN MASON"

The cunt - "my names josh"
You- "suuuuuuure"
by Succy_memes May 25, 2018
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moriah evans

is a gorgeous and attractive person. She's out going and has a positive vibe most of the time. Moriah Evans is a funny person and loves to joke around. Rarely will you see her down, she's a great listener and is a loud person. She has a great heart get you a friend like her!!!!!!!!!
Moriah Evans brightens my day all the time!!!!
by @getlikeher May 7, 2018
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lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.
Lord Evan, people want to be him.
by Dland February 15, 2014
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richard evans

He is in love with Misa Amane
by MisaLoverXXX May 25, 2015
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sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck
sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans
by Sloin July 3, 2020
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Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger
"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew
by francesco42069 October 8, 2016
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