A cheap bastard who usually won’t pay for gas (which comes in a Jerry can thus the term).Usually in their 40s and of the virgin variety
Husband: hey hun good to see you I wasn’t expecting you so early
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
Jerry tight ass: long drive though car might need some gas
Husband: I just told you to put gas in this morning (stares intensely)
Jerry tight ass: sorry I forgot gotta go (sprints out of room leaving Jerry shaped hole in the wall)
Step son: (emerges from under table) well daddy number 2 guess we can get back to the vigorous ass pounding that was just occurring now that daddy tight ass is gone
Husband: okay but let’s wait for the circus midgets one of them should hold the camcorder
by Brandy boo June 19, 2021
Airline Attendent: Could thossse of you not having tight connectionssss pleasssse remain sseated ssso thossse with tight connectionsss or VERY tight connectionssss more ssspeedily exsit the aircraft in order to reach thossse tight connectionsss
by twiddles August 08, 2003
When the person giving you a handjob has an incredibly tight grasp around your penis. This causes a restriction of bloodflow to the rest of your penis and a throbbing sensation as they continue to vigorously jerk you off with the power of a pneumatic drill, leading to an explosive orgasm.
Person 1: "how did the date go?"
Person 2: "I went back to her place and she gave me a western tight grip."
Person 2: "I went back to her place and she gave me a western tight grip."
by FFW August 30, 2017
AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
by Neroli April 21, 2008
by miliJJJC November 29, 2019
by CutMet January 23, 2010
Look at that girl she's a good n tight. She's got a hot face and a tight little ass. I'd like to superman that hooo
by KeeferJose November 18, 2007