cream pie

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pussy or a man or woman's anus and then either the ejaculator or someone else licks, sucks or otherwise cleans it up by injesting the fluids.
When my boyfriend cums in my pussy and then my husband eats the cream pie.
by Lusty Lioness October 02, 2005
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creamed cracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who can't dance. Either acts this way or has pasty white skin.
Damn, Suzy is such a creamed cracker!
by Kaceyxxx November 15, 2007
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steam cream

Can I have a cappucino with extra steam cream, please?
by pickle November 08, 2004
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Cooch cream

Topical ointment to treat vaginal itch or a general lubricant.
My old lady was so dry I buttered her up with cooch cream.
by plcjeep August 10, 2016
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ice cream

A game you play with your friends wherein a person makes a fist to represent the cone and places the fist under a persons chin in an unexpected manner especially when the person is talking or is in another conversation, causing the surprised person to hesitate and awkwardly feeling comfort.
Christian: "I came from the hospital today and i found out i bruised my rib...ouch"
Giselle: "No way!!..how did that happen?"
(Giselle secretly makes a fist)
Christian: "Well i was playinnuummphh..."
(Christian is then unexpectedly interrupted with a fist under his chin hindering him from continuing to talk)
Giselle: "Ice Cream!!!!"
(Awkward silence...Christian is pissed off that he was interrupted but at the same time hesitant to move because the fist under his chin feels so comfortable)
by Christian/Giselle April 17, 2007
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Squirty Cream

British for Whipped Cream. A light and fluffy cream traditionally stored in a can, which upon pressing the dispenser at the top the cream will be dispersed.
"Oi mate, pass the squirty cream?"
"Sure"
by TheArchivist July 24, 2021
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Cream-Puff

A Large man who displays a gruff and grumpy Exterior, generally assumed to be as Cuddly as a teddy bear by the Opposite Sex
Look at cream-puff over there, moaning once again!
by Conor Brien August 09, 2006
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