by Redman2286 September 9, 2021

A goth unicorn can be described as a goth with an inner freak most of times, but if you get with a goth unicorn they are loyal and sweet but have a freak side as well. Their color preference is black and red butttt once she gets a unicorn bandaid she wears it like a boss. She is caring, very protective and mean but in a loving way to certain friends she is close to and often the mother in the friend group. She's a bad bitch but she is also very sensitive as well, she has anxiety and everything as well idk really. Those who cross may or may not end up in the hospital, just a for warning 😊. She's a short stack of pancakes and the hottest batch you ever gonna see. She's on fire "tHiS gIrL iS oN fIrE."
Person 1: "she's goth but what's with the unicorn bandaid"
Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
Person 2: "she's a short stack of goth unicorns"
by Deadly Tiny Tot June 21, 2022

by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life
by Aia Laau November 2, 2018

A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
by killedbydysentery May 31, 2015

A person who is normal person that surprisingly hasn't done anything. No drinking, drugs, boyfriend, sex, or even in some circumstances, kiss.
by UNI1234 June 29, 2012

Hairstyle, mostly on men. Related to the mall claw, but on a male. The front of the hairline is pointed up in a unicornian style. The overuse of hair product adds to to the jismy quality.
by Capturedbyrobots January 6, 2012
