Uncle Garfunkle

A weird crazy uncle who likes to hit on kids.

"Sadly Timmy, my Uncle is like an Uncle Garfunkle."

by hiwiwiwiwiwiwiwi September 13, 2023

rusty uncle

When your weird/funny/alchoholic uncle makes you smell his finger knowing all to well he had them in or around his butthole.

Uncle Ben, will you please stop attempting to rusty uncle me.

I am simply trying to enjoy the family reunion.

by DabMauFive November 4, 2017

uncle sunday

1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.

2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.

3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.

Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.

by faust2501 August 8, 2018

Uncle Guido

The protectorate of Italian hoods back in the day, undoubtedly affiliated with the Mafia. The guy who comes in the middle of the night to carry out unethical deeds.

"I ain't scared o' those Tony's."
"Wisen up, you don't want a visit from Uncle Guido, do you?"

by E.0.9. November 30, 2019

uncle-daddy

when your mom got nailed by your uncle.. that union produced you.. hence uncle-daddy..

My uncle-daddy is taking me to the zoo with my cousin-brother

by tabbacocubano April 3, 2011

Uncle Fucker

A person who fucks his/her uncle andit is on"South Park Bigger,Longer,and Uncut" sung by Terrence and Phillip.

You don't work or mow your lawn.
You fuck your uncle all night long.

by Gonads Hahahahaha April 3, 2004

Uncle Scott

one badass uncle. teacher of viking warlords and crushing midgets with sausage fingers.

sausage fingers, uncle scott

by ticketmasterjen February 19, 2009