Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

by Spider-Verse King October 29, 2019

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 29, 2020

mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

by LTL December 26, 2012

Spider Sweep

the process of searching one's bedroom or general sleeping area for arachnids due to an excessive amount of paranoia. A successful spider sweep results in the death of all arachnids within a ten foot radius of one's sleeping apparatus.

I did a spider sweep last night and killed seven spiders!

by Mojojoejoe July 7, 2011

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.

*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!

by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018

speedo spider

The little creeper hairs that appear around the edges of a swimsuit worn by someone not groomed

I was gonna hit on that babe, then I got a glimpse of some truly awful Speedo spiders. Definitely not into the bearded taco.

by chime57 November 3, 2010

Spider milk

a massive dumbass user on discord

you are such a spider milk

by Spider Milk February 19, 2021