fig in the pig

Inserting a bulbous fruit in an anus

Allen found it hard to go to the bathroom because he had a fig in the pig.

by AAA Vibe December 9, 2021

Pig Tong

Gone wrong, messed up, etc.

"Everything was okay earlier but now it's all gone pig tong"

by Hmm It's Raining May 14, 2017

guini pig

An Italian police officer.

Wow, that Officer Travoli..he's a real Guini Pig!

by peckerfuzzball May 6, 2018

Darny Pig

A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!

Person 1: Who TF is that

Person2: that is just Darny Pig

by Darny’s no.1 Boi November 13, 2020

Porkey Pigging

When someone walks around wearing only a shirt and is naked from the waist down.

Equally defined for both sexes.

Most often followed by "it".

Bob got so drunk last night on cheap vodka that he took off his pants and walked around the house porkey pigging it.

by Dexters Dad March 2, 2011

Pig fight

A code word for a group orgy; typically with friends.

Pig fight in mud = group orgy with anal.

(Presented in a group setting) Let’s pig fight later… or… pig fight later?

(In public) She could join our pig fight in mud tonight.

by gavinwang August 7, 2022

Scooter Pig

Officer, somewhat, often riding around on an electric scooter/ golf cart/ Segway, handing out tickets for no good reason. Also called a meter maid or a dick.

"Oh man, that scooter pig is ticketing my car"

by PhantomXero August 19, 2016