Skip to main content

monk fruit daddy

A more wholesome, wellness-conscious version of a sugar daddy. Instead of buying you designer bags and champagne, he’s gifting you collagen supplements, organic groceries, and a gym membership.
He doesn’t just pay my rent, he pays for my therapy, my green juice, and my gym. That's a monk fruit daddy.
by surprise shark May 7, 2025
mugGet the monk fruit daddymug.

Monke Month

The "Monke Month" is a months usually between April and July in which Djungelskog decides, it's a time of worshipping and giving thanks to the monkes that we love and give us memes
It is Monke Months!
by Xtecher April 25, 2022
mugGet the Monke Monthmug.

Monke

The ancient and powerful ancestors of man. They have long arms, thicc bodies, and a whole lot of supporters.

The movement of the century...
RETURN TO MONKE
by bruhlego March 21, 2022
mugGet the Monkemug.

MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
mugGet the MONKmug.

Le Monke

A very large, fat, huge orangutan who says, "Uh Oh Stinky!"
Rebecca: OMG Keisha, did you see that video about Le Monke?
Keisha, "Ofc I did bae.
by Picayune Person March 11, 2024
mugGet the Le Monkemug.

Monk

An individual who is unbelievably good at what he does, his specialty. A person so centered on this special skill his/her lifelong pursuit that it has cost him in social skills. She/he is a bit of an oddball, nonfunctional in many other areas of their Life.
Like the TV series "Monk" would be a good fictional caricature. A more real caricature would be Stephen Hawking among the world of physicists or Carl Sagan on the cosmos. These roots have obvious beginnings in the spiritual or religious monks of the monastery only applied to modern day times.
by Cave Elf April 2, 2016
mugGet the Monkmug.

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats
“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”
by Lilac Petal July 22, 2022
mugGet the Double Monkingmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email