monke

cool and funny cool guy

look at this monke. ooga boofga ooooga booga

by monke y April 11, 2022

The Dirty Monk

When making love in an aggressive style, just before you cum, you ram your cock in your partners mouth, yell "GRENADE OUT" then punch them in the head...

Man 1: Man I gave Eljay "The Dirty Monk" last night!
Man 2: Damn bro while was watching Vtubers?
Man 1: Yeah.

by Skatinmonk April 15, 2022

monke

a sex word for destroying some cock (adj.)

wow, she monke my dick

by coolfrogs April 15, 2022

what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

Monk-cicle

to suck on the soiled tampons of a ghetto brothel.

The homeless man lived for 2 weeks off of monk-cicles and cockroaches.

by MONK!! December 17, 2003

peaceful monke

peaceful monke banana

-bruh, this monke is very ugly!
-nah man, if i was you i would not say that. he is a peaceful monke.

by pablo burrito January 4, 2021

Monke Curse

When a person sends a monke emoji on any platform, he/she will become sick due to the old ancient curse.

Person 1: Look at this :monke: (Emoji)
Person 2: NO!!!!
Person 1: "Sick due to Monke Curse"

by Gamblersheaven January 12, 2021