Father

Both a parent and a test to see if you're not going down the long, long, LONG path of degenerating into a retard with no use if the world or society.

Guy 1: Do you have your Father?

Guy 2: Welp, I did just subscribe to Dream-

Guy 1: Is that your dad going to get the milk?

Guy 2: OH SHIT! I GOTTA UNSUBSCRIBE!

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

Father Figure 2.3.2 Figure Father

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

Gustavus Adolphus, the Swedish monarch which is called ”The father of modern warfare” by many historians by his innovations on the battlefield, he is also the first monarch to be called ”The great”.

Whose the father of modern warfare?

The swedish monarch, Gustavus Adolphus.
Father of modern warfare (Gustavus Adolphus)

by lucaca January 11, 2023

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

Bob's father

Nonexistent.

What example? Bob's father doesn't exist.

by Babatunde! February 25, 2023

Father of all Motherfuckers

An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.

Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers

by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024