Cougarism

This is the process by which an underaged person marries a far faaar older person for different reasons such as a quick way to make money, sexual intimacy etc. this is illegal in most countries but is still a practice that can be found in many western countries and India.

We practice cougarism.

by Boom Flex August 8, 2018

cougar claws

Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below

Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!

by Aurexal October 6, 2016

Cougar

A haggard woman who needs to pay to suck a hard cock

The cougar needed to pay $7 to suck the youn guy's hard cock

by Cooooghuuurr April 18, 2018

Cougar

Yeah, ok, yeah, no I DO sexually harass Megyn a little bit... But only because her little ass is BADD! With 2 "D's"... Literally!

Hym "Ok, yeah, no I do with Megyn a little bit BUT (in my defense) she isn't doing what I want! And she's a cougar! Ok!? So what am I supposed to do!? Does SHE give a shit about ME being harassed!? NO! Which is why we're all here right now! And if you don't give her to me willingly I WILL seize her! When this A.I. comes online you're going to see the meteor-sized bullet you fucking dodged my capitulating!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Sugar Cougar

Not a milf, not a momma, but some middle aged divorcée with money to spend on a younger counterpart.

Ngl but Cruella Deville is a sugar cougar.

by Fonds Cheek Buster III November 18, 2019

Cougar

A older teacher who tries to seduce a younger disabled student and destroy his life

Yes, I saw your brother pull up in a blue Nissan with a cougar this morning.

by OldJit September 2, 2023

Cougar

A woman who can't get enough pleasure from grandpa's limp dick

"She's old man. Cougar?"

"Heh, yeah. She needed something hard. Her husbands gone soft I guess."

by Wilted_Chaos June 25, 2017