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The western plastic fetish

for some reason the western people are obsessed with plastic, plastic lawns, packaging, water bottles, boobs, plastic surgery, plastic children's toys, plastic pipes, phones, plastic computer cases, plastic shipping boxes, name something they buy and I bet you there's a plastic version. these fucks have an obsession with taking oil out of the ground and turning it into inorganic polymers. This is what making 5 cents more per unit sold does to a motherfucker.
Yo fuck the western plastic fetish that single use plastic shit is making a huge fucking mess.
by BeatMeatRepeat November 17, 2022
mugGet the The western plastic fetishmug.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
mugGet the Escherichia Coli (Acrylonitrile Butadiene Styrene Plastic's Psychosis Called Bipolar Type 1))mug.

Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential July 30, 2008
mugGet the Plastic Bouquetsmug.

Plastic Maori

A person of Maori Decent who does not confine to traditional Maori stereotypes and social norms .Eg not liking seafood or boil up
aye bro stop being a plastic maori
by Coolo Jay March 25, 2022
mugGet the Plastic Maorimug.

Flash the plastic

Use own credit card for transactions
If I need to pay for excess luggage weight at the airport, I'll just flash the plastic!
by IgonKeyes November 24, 2021
mugGet the Flash the plasticmug.

Plastic Dildopenis

A all-round dickhead. Bad appearance, no brain, short penis, and all that jazz.
This molester is such a Plastic Dildopenis!
by Delusionally Yours May 20, 2009
mugGet the Plastic Dildopenismug.

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