Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

Phantom cum

When you cum on yourself and don't see it until 20 minutes later you find a Spot of cum on your stomach

"Ahh damn cum i got phantom cum"

by Nxjhen November 19, 2022

Phantom click

When your phones on vibrate bur when you type you still hear the clicking your phone makes.

I was typing on my phone and it was muted but I could still hear the Phantom clicking.

by Codsten Angleworth June 26, 2016

Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook

Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)

by malarky2020 May 26, 2011

Phantom shitter

A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.

A few New Years ago Scott totally was the phantom shitter!

by PhantonShitter1234 August 19, 2016

phantom savings

Its the Amount of money you saved written at the bottom of a receipt, but when you ask for it they wont give it to you

Give me the $46.00 you just saved at the grocery store Dad. I cant son, that's not real money ,Its only "Phantom savings"

by Steven A Sayegh April 17, 2016

Phantom Friend

More of an acquaintance. Most happen to be egocentric people.
They either

1) Share goodtimes with you, but when things get tough, they suddenly disappear.

Or

2) Are like a gold digger, but for the joy of having a friend instead of money. They are only a friend to benefit themselves. Once they've had their fill, they disappear until they repeat the process with another and feel lonely again.

Turns out they were just a phantom friend. After the fun ended, she just disappeared.

by DJCracka July 19, 2010