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The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.
person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?
by gyatt? March 5, 2024
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Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.
Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".
by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024
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Crush-dance paradox

When you ask a girl to the dance and she says no, then you see her at the dance and a week after said dance , you get a crush on her. So now your stuck secretly liking her and praying that someone doesn’t finds out
P1:So how was yesterday?

P2: ugh. I got Crush-Dance paradox
by M@dn3ss September 30, 2025
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The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.
"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."
by bingledebop April 2, 2022
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Gamer’s Paradox

The belief that everyone on your team (in any game) sucks but you. Most gamers believe this. The paradox comes in when 2 players on the same team have this belief. Both cannot be true at the same time. Hence the paradox. Very prevalent in games with toxic communities.
Gamer 1: Dude my whole team sucks but me.

Gamer 2: Yo me too. Wait we’re on the same team…

Gamer 3: It’s the gamer’s paradox.
by Fredman14 December 29, 2021
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paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).
Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019
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The Yasuké Paradox

"The scientific observation that until a person can be visually observed to exist, they cannot be proven as a real individual and are assumed to exist within the beholder's imagination.

Which is then cancelled out by the fact that, for the beholder too have an imagination they must exist. But because they haven't been observed by most physical beings they're rendered non-existent"
Person 1: I've never seen you in person before, so you're just apart of my imagination

Person 2: that's kinda backwards logic, wouldn't that mean you don't exist because I haven't seen you?

Person 1: How does that make sense?

Person 2: It's probably The Yasuké Paradox, since you don't exist, I don't exist
by Black_Seiðr March 14, 2021
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