the frozen italian is when you’re significant other takes a brand of italian meats and blends it up and molds it into a meat log freezes it and uses it as a strap-on.
by she got a rack doe August 6, 2021
Get the Frozen Italianmug. by EMADcarey August 6, 2017
Get the Italian Restraintmug. "hey Tony, are you going to meet us at the restaurant today?*
"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
"Yeah, but I'm going to be late because my girl made me a mobile Italian today so I won't be ordering anything"
by AP0TH30SIS August 16, 2021
Get the Mobile Italianmug. An old Italian wise man once said, conceiving a child on a full moon, whilst also wearing only one sock on your left foot, will guarantee the birth of a boy.
James: Hey Joe how did you get so lucky to have another boy.
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic
Joe: check out this sock brother! The Italian Conception
James: …. Classic
by Official Flav February 15, 2023
Get the Italian Conceptionmug. Vito: Hey did u hear that Tony gave Kayla an Italian geyser!
Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.
Vito: Hell yeah.
Mick: Wow, she must have had a fun cleaning job after that.
Vito: Hell yeah.
by yankees2738 January 2, 2014
Get the Italian geysermug. by wapppppppp yummy February 15, 2023
Get the italian torlillasmug. 