hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason

Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.

by eBayLover69 September 13, 2019

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Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.

I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.

by vanessaloveshotchicks August 16, 2019

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This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.

Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.

by fdafadfdfass April 2, 2017

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the homie handshake

both you and your homie will nut in each others hands and dab each other up

bro, me and Chad did the homie handshake last night

by Trevor s. January 21, 2020

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Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.

"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."

by Merry Present February 5, 2020

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