farmer's tan

When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.

Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...

by Sharleen July 28, 2008

sea gull farmer

one who raises sea gulls

look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.

by Mr. gull May 3, 2004

Farmer's daughter syndrome

Farmer's daughter syndrome is what girls have when they are prevented from getting attention from guys while they are growing up. This causes them to act "easy" or "desperate" since they have no relationship experience and will make them fall in love with the first man they come across. Attractive women of this nature are common in guy's fantasies, but rare in real life.

Guy 1:I was out in rural Wyoming last week and slept with this girl who acted like she's never seen a man in her life. It was awesome.

Guy 2: Dude she totally had Farmer's daughter syndrome.

by Campy McGoo April 26, 2011

Farmer Scouts

Like scouts, but for culchies. Monaghan boys branch

I bet you were in the farmer scouts

by Abbot September 17, 2003

Japanese-monkey-farmer

A term often used to describe someone of little intelligence.

Richard is a Japanese monkey farmer!

by Russell May 13, 2005

polish donut farmer

A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.

That guy just put a bottle rocket in his ass and lit it. He's a real polish donut farmer

by Stu Manito August 20, 2006

Jebendese Rice Farmer

Gnatty and her family.

(Bacon Boi) Hey Charles, let's add a new role.
(Charles the Based) Hmm yes, it shall ith be the Jebendese Rice Farmer role, designated for nami cunts like Gnatty.

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021