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David

This guy loves memes but is actually a bit of an introvert he likes playing Fortnite but sucks at it.He likes to eat shit too.
Hey im going to eat shit with david.
by CringeAF May 25, 2020
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David

An amazing person thats amazing at sucking dick and being gay
by JonasF October 4, 2019
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David

he’s a fucking asshole everyone hates him, he has a phat chode and loves dick down his throat, alls he eats is ass and big toes,if u know a david or if ur kids name is david abort them ASAP. they are the next gays of the generation
oi how gay is david
i know right what a faggot
by ur dads pp June 1, 2020
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Daviding

Sending a text ridiculously late
David stop daviding damn
by Chewy709 February 18, 2015
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David

David is a huge cunt and an asshole. He is that kid that thinks he is always right however despite the fact David has bad qualities a lot of bad qualities he is a really good, no the best bestie anyone can ask for. He is the person; that brings you breakfast so you won't starve to death in the morning, that gives you his sandwich despite the fact he is hungry bc he knows you are hungry too, who stays up past his bedtime to talk to you so you won't feel scared. He would drop everything for his friends gives you the advice to help you, yes sometimes he might neglect you or annoy you to a point u wanna kill him but he honestly has a good heart he won't walk on grass bc he doesn't wanna kill insects. Honestly, he has done so much for me it would take me a 100 years to pay him back. He is the best bestie anyone can ask for. Sorry for annoying you all the time.
David is the best bestie.
by whatsupbestie May 26, 2019
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David

David is a fooken bitch, he is stubborn AF.. He makes everything complicated and is a lazy ass.. Davids are usually not fat but sometimes skinny far.. David is a fooken cunt. David.

Is a fooken bitch
Hi david!
Hi of the highness of helloness of highness, i don't wanna do shit and go anywhere.
Okay!
by Snax.Worx. August 26, 2018
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david

A very cute boy who is sometimes very moody, and can also be called a baby.
David is such a Baby
by HAHAHAHAHA fool March 23, 2020
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