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Handicapped clams

Expression to shortly call high ranked video game females who happen to be chinese.
@ing someone on Discord or other social media: HANDICAPPED CLAMS
by Leazhito August 13, 2020
mugGet the Handicapped clamsmug.

road clamming

The female version of road head. The act of when a man or woman goes down on a woman while driving.
Gwen was driving and told her boyfriend to start road clamming her because she wanted to get off.
by Jbortion May 29, 2018
mugGet the road clammingmug.

Clam Shitty

The fattest and shittiest clam of them all.
Did you see how much clam shitty ate?” “Yeah he is fat af”
by Mia Dougherty July 24, 2022
mugGet the Clam Shittymug.

clam pocket

Noun; Derived from the Latin: "Bearded Clam" And the low Geman "Muschel Tasche", clam pocket, is a versatile term used for a dish traditionally served on the second date of a burgeoning courtship.

See also: beaded clam, beef curtains, fingerhut, cave of wonders, baby cannon, vagoo, the pink castle, the Grandest Canyon.
"Aye, yo- I thought we had something special, when you gonna serve up that clam pocket???
by Soft shell crab tacos April 5, 2016
mugGet the clam pocketmug.

swampy clam

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.
"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"
by Clitman April 3, 2014
mugGet the swampy clammug.

Insta-clam

The female equivalent of dick pic, where a woman takes a picture of her vag and sends it to who she wants.
Girl 1: So I've been sexting my boyfriend lately.
Girl 2: Oh, yea? Sending him pics of your lady lumps?
Girl 1: Nah, I wanted to spice things up, so I sent him an Insta-clam.
by RiddleKing July 10, 2015
mugGet the Insta-clammug.

buttery clam

When you buy pizza from Papa John’s and dump the garlic butter sauce on your girls clam for dessert.
“I have to wash my sheets after eating her buttery clam”
by Timmt09 February 10, 2021
mugGet the buttery clammug.

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