Afghani breakfast

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".

That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.

by cfthirteen June 10, 2017

breakfast partner

A breakfast partner is not only a partner that eats food with another in the mornings. They also do other things together that cannot be put into words on the internet. Could possibly mean a dirty play date.

So I just had a date with my breakfast partner, but I can't tell you what we did.

by Cubby408 March 4, 2017

university breakfast

A university breakfast is when you wake up and smoke research chemicals off of foil. It is similar to the Kentucky breakfast and the wake and bake but covers any chemicals being used for research, marked not for human consumption.

Chaz blew through that DCK because a true scholar eats a University Breakfast

by BillyP123 March 11, 2017

resolve breakfast

To have a poop after eating breakfast

I need to go to the bathroom and resolve breakfast

by rmfaulkner October 4, 2016

Plumbers breakfast

Worker that likes to receive pipe for breakfast

Look at him taking his plumbers breakfast

by alucarx September 18, 2016

toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.

When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017