Thank Jose

"Thank Jose" is a phrase originating from the fictional universe of the novel "Endless Cultivation." In this literary world, the primary religious belief centers around venerating the inaugural cultivator, simply known as Jose, who is regarded as a deity. The expression serves as an alternative to the more commonly used "Thank God," reflecting the unique cultural and religious context within the narrative.

Maria exclaimed, "Thank Jose, our crops are bountiful this year!"

by Paige Crest February 2, 2024

Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 5, 2023

So long, and thanks for all the fish

The quote dolphins said before they flew away in the first book of Douglas Adams's series "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". They say this because they are more intelligent and tried to warn us of the Vogon's plan to destroy Earth. The reason the Vogons want to destroy Earth is to make an intergalactic freeway and earth Is in the way.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!-Dolphins

by BRITNEY_BITCH April 5, 2023

San Diego thank you

When you kiss someone while on the toilet

“She was literally in the middle of shitting when she asked me to kiss her, first time I’ve ever pulled a San Diego thank you

by Crazylittlefucker April 25, 2023

thankness

kels’ way of saying ‘thank you, you're nice’ (or something else idk) (or just thank you)

person a: ‘i like your shirt’

person b: “thankness”

by airy explodes shit May 1, 2023

thankness

kels’ way of saying ‘thank you, you're nice’ (or something else idk) (or just thank you)

person a: ‘i like your shirt’

person b: “thankness”

by airy explodes shit May 1, 2023

Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.

I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...

by Lefty5string November 23, 2023