Glasgow Fair

Public holiday in Glasgow, during July, characterised by torrential rain and generally appalling weather.

"What's the weather forecast for the Fair Weekend?"
"Rain. Rain aw weekend."
" Sounds about right - typical bloody Glasgow Fair!"

by AwrightPal August 8, 2015

Faire Brat

Noun: a child who grew up at the Renaissance Faire.

The Faire Brats we’re playing freeze tag on the hay bales.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 12, 2024

To be fair

To transfer or shift blame from oneself to another.

To throw another person under the bus.

To be fair it was recommended that I do it

by Code nine June 17, 2022

Is this fair

No. It isn't. M

Hym "Is this fair that the father of the Georgia school shooter is being charge? No. He is clearly a scapegoat intended to placate the masses so they don't start looking for other people to blame. I heard rumors of a second shooter. I heard they were targeting a coach. I wonder why..."

by Hym Iam September 6, 2024

Navajo Nation Fair

An event when people reunite with one another, money gets waisted, relationships start to build up, dumbass drivers, burrito sellers become rich, shit load of candy, Navajo Nation police are suddenly FBI agents, drunks fill up the jail cells, & when girls wait for 9 months to become a single mother.

Natives never get along with White people at the Navajo Nation Fair

by Gay sh September 8, 2016

Daifuku Fair

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.

"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."

by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025

Faire le Martin-Karl

Playing the idiot and doing things other than being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Ne vendez pas de la drogue.. Stop playing the idiot and go to school. Stop selling drugs.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2025