hoco fair

The howard County "hoco" fair is one of the most popular places for kids in to go in late August in hoco but it's not how you think it is. It is FILLED with white girls that all wear the same thing. Jean shorts and a crop top. But I'm not complaing🤩. It's one the best places to stay relevant so alot of the Juniors and seniors go but they don't really fit in. Alot of people there are very drunk or above the clouds so everyone ends up hooking up sooner or later. Unless you play soccer. The most popular spot is the place in the middle right next to one of the ticket places. Everyone circles and talks and sorta waits for something to happen. You might ride like three rides there. They all suck. But you gotta love the hoco fair.

Stephanie: heyy Hannah wanna go to the hoco fair this Thursday?
Hannah:sure girl not before I drink till I can't stand and hoeout!

by Drew Peeep! September 21, 2019

Fair-Sexual

Someone who is bi-sexual, but also has a strong attraction to themselves.

I looked in the mirror for half an hour this morning, I must be Fair-Sexual.

by GoofiestGoomba May 30, 2024

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025

fair and handsome

An ideal man with good intentions, a heart of gold and the face of a Greek god.

That new bartender is quite the Fair and Handsome man.

by urbanzit November 26, 2021

fair dinkum

Can be derived from the Dutch word 'ver-dikkeme' what means something like 'damn'

Fair dinkum that's a nice ute you got there mate

by Ro9ier October 13, 2017

fair ask

A reasonable request, often one which is unreasonable to refuse.

After they broke up, she asked him to delete the risqué photos she'd sent him, which I think is a fair ask.

by anon banana March 12, 2019

jizz fair

A farmers market, for jizz. Local single men setup lizz huts on Tuesdays, where women can meet and determine DNA they want for their fetus. Once they find a suitable male sample, they barter for a bucket of fresh cream filling to shoot up their clamburger, at one of the many fertilization stations.

Meeting “Mr. Right” is overrated. I was thinking of heading to the jizz fair again. I'm just ready to get knocked up already.

by sci-isms March 23, 2024