Test-tard

The hard of thinking individuals who test themselves daily to see if they are ill, usually with zero or common cold symptoms.

Test-tard: I better take my daily test
Normal person (tinfoil hat conspiracy nutter): But you don't have any symptoms and those are 96% inaccurate?
Test-tard: OMG positive test, I'm going to die I must self-isolate for 14 days and cancel Christmas and my holiday to keep safe

by binmunbruce January 2, 2022

tard of the test

When you check the class low on a test and it matches up with your score.

Hey bro.. I got a 53 on the chemistry test. Wait, the class low was a 53.. aw man I'm the tard of the test.

by cyberfazed February 1, 2018

Wrangled Testes

The squished appearance of a man's tenders when his Wranglers (or any pants really) are too tight.

Did you see the cowboy on the dance floor?

How could I miss those Wrangled testes?

by prplmama October 26, 2011

The Oreo Test

The main method of testing for a person's toe gap. The tester will attempt insert an Oreo between their big toe and the toe next to it. If it fits, they have a confirmed toe gap and have passed the Oreo Test.

I just passed the Oreo Test!

by NoSkillJoe July 21, 2021

Test Wizz

That awkward person that everyone looks at when they get up .5 seconds after the test is handed out, therefore making them look like a badass who either is actually smart or just a thug who wants to look cool and bubbled in the same choice on everyone question.

Teacher: Alright guys you may begin the test

Student: Stands up

Everyone: Goddamit how did that fuk finish so fast, screw that Test wizz

by negronos December 23, 2011

Voice test

A phrase used in Livejournal roleplaying circles to mean playing a character in a low-key, stress-free environment for the purpose of discerning how well one can play said character. Here, "voice" or "character voice" is shorthand for how in-character a player is.

"I'm posting with Cloud on dear_mun as a voice test. Here goes nothing!"

by Phida November 22, 2011

Sleep-on-it test

An idea that seems great must pass a good night's sleep to be truly great.

Marijn called Joris with a supposedly good idea, just before the night set, so they could perform the sleep-on-it test. Turns out: next morning it seemed AWESOME. To the moon!

by tothemoonretards February 28, 2021