Brooklyn Tech Losers

They are just kids that are try hards that have no life.

They also have no life.

Most people in Brooklyn Tech have no friends .
THEY ARE A DUMDASS.
They always act like a bitch all the time.

Alex: Hey guys

Friends: What
Alex: I got into Brooklyn tech

Friends: Good for you! Nice jobs
Alex: Fuck you bitches
Friends: calm down
Alex: screw you losers
Friends: fuck you ass hole
Alex: I am going to get some real friends.
Friends: We were trying to be nice
Friends: you are such an ass
Alex: just like all of you

Friends: we just have 3 months until the end of the year

Brooklyn Tech losers- lonely and a pain

by Darklord7772 March 13, 2018

TechEnvy

When a person is stuck working in the shipping department and really wants to work in tech support

Tech Rep Mike : damn that chick Renee is sooo jealous of tech support dept. she has mad TechEnvy

Tech Rep Dan : FO SHO DAT SHAWTY IS ALWAYS HANGIN ROUND TECH DEPT. YO FO REAL....

by TECH>SHIPPING June 10, 2008

Tech moe

noun A person (male or female) who has significant technical expertise, specifically with computers, but tends to avoid the stereotypical "computer geek" norm. They are socially skilled, confident and cool as well as I.T. savvy.

She is such a tech moe! Guys want to be with her, girls want to be her and I want to program like her.

by kg73 April 7, 2010

Tech-wreck

This struck me when I listened to my Mom and Dad talking about the iPad they were getting for Christmas. This is what you get when people who are not savvy about technology want to talk about and play with high-tech toys: iPhones, Ipads, etc.

My Dad got an iPad; what a tech-wreck!

by WildTurkey December 30, 2010

Tech Sexport

When having sex, one person is paying more attention to some form of technology (Computer, TV, Videogames exc.) this in turn gives them help to pleasure their partner better then ever. Normally it is a man using the sexport

Rick: Dude so last night I was watching Lost when me and Sara were getting it on. She said it was the best sex ever.

Josh: Way to use that Tech Sexport

by Davidiculous July 5, 2011

Tech-shit

to confuse someone with technology related jargon. Or to use a technological excuse for not doing something.

don't tech-shit me, I know you didn't text. Her: I sent the email, perhaps it's the server. Me: Honey, please do not tech-shit me!

by Julce June 28, 2012

tech dust

crummy substance on the bottom of the tech floors

Oh shit! i got tech dust on my leg!
go on without me

by victim of the dust May 31, 2018